A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, c...

Amish turn to long-standing tradition for funerals, burials of girls killed by schoolhouse attacker this week The funerals today for the Amish girls killed in a schoolhouse shooting rampage will not take place in a funeral parlor or a church. Instead, cli...

One man was killed and two others injured after they fell into a collapsed ash hopper at a Joliet industrial plant Tuesday morning. All three were employees of KM Plant Services, which was contracted to perform work at Midwest Generation in Joliet.